We are happy to report that iPublix will be having it's official iGrand Opening this Saturday, beginning at 8 a.m.
There will be idoorprizes, the iMemphis marching band will be performing, and iMayor Pippin will be performing the iribbon cutting ceremony.
There will be doorbuster specials and taste testing all day!
Hope to see you there! Shop early and shop often!
There will also be iMPD officers standing guard over the iShrimp and iLobster being served. Dirk Diggler may also speak. (Behind a screen of course)
7 comments:
OMG! I can't wait! Fresh food! Yippie! REAL food! What kind of samples are going to be served? I am sooo excited about this store I can't see strait!
The samples are a surprise!!!
Hence the reason I'm sending iMPD officers as guards........Gotta keep people safe and free ya know. Even though there is no crime here (I don't even wear a gun), We have to keep the thugs out.
:o)
Behind a screen? Like the Great Oz?
Oh My! This is gonna be good! Dorthy and Toto too?
Is iPublix going to have any BOGO specials?
I'm looking forward to the samples, but I'm not going to be like the lady in the yogurt commercial...you know...she ate all of the yogurt and was still looking for the fiber...
Ladyd- well, we have plenty of samples (we never run out in iMemphis) in case you DO want to be the fiber lady. That commercial is SO funny!!!
And absolutely- the specials will be really good!
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