iPublix iGrand Opening

We are happy to report that iPublix will be having it's official iGrand Opening this Saturday, beginning at 8 a.m.

There will be idoorprizes, the iMemphis marching band will be performing, and iMayor Pippin will be performing the iribbon cutting ceremony.

There will be doorbuster specials and taste testing all day!

Hope to see you there! Shop early and shop often!

There will also be iMPD officers standing guard over the iShrimp and iLobster being served. Dirk Diggler may also speak. (Behind a screen of course)

Help wanted

iPublix is coming iMemphis!

We are looking for enthusiastic men and women interested in managerial/clerk/cashier/customer service positions.

Please send applications to the iEmployment office.